Lee is the news master. If you disagree with anything in this episode, make sure to tweet at him.  
Welcome to The Zoo.  It's where we keep all our Patrons. 
This year's April Achievement Challenge has us all going over different strategies. Lee's strategy is to fix one thing and break another. 
Lee's about to spend the day inna a truck.  And we couldn't be prouder. They grow up so fast.
We value your time, and so, in an effort to be mindful of that, we strip out all the fluff from the news.  It's not lazy. It's efficient! 
It's only been one week, and Lee is already cheating!  The April Achievement Challenge really does bring out the worst in us (Lee).
Let's get together and talk to people about stuff we know very little about. 
The April Achievement Challenge is fast approaching!  Are you ready?