We're supposed to be reading the news to you.  But instead, we're going to torture you with stories about really good fish and chips... 
Impromptu event! Get your terrible games out of the way.  And spend September crying. 
Kyle has the best golf words.  He knows exactly how to golf. 
We have reached 300 episodes!  Let's rejoice! By insulting the other hosts of the podcast... 
We present the newest news you could news.  Fresh from the wellspring of news. 
We're celebrating 300 episodes! And you're invited to the Live Stream celebration! 
Tea bagging in games is a rite of passage.  Or is it?