The April Achievement Challenge is now finally wrapping up!  You can all breathe a sigh of relief.
Instructions unclear. Insulted Lee immediately.  Maybe it's not quite what he meant... 
We're now onto Phase One of the April Achievement Challenge! Join us in going over the current winners, the current losers and Kyle. 
Lee is the news master. If you disagree with anything in this episode, make sure to tweet at him.  
Welcome to The Zoo.  It's where we keep all our Patrons. 
This year's April Achievement Challenge has us all going over different strategies. Lee's strategy is to fix one thing and break another. 
Lee's about to spend the day inna a truck.  And we couldn't be prouder. They grow up so fast.
We value your time, and so, in an effort to be mindful of that, we strip out all the fluff from the news.  It's not lazy. It's efficient!