In the land of Melbourne, where the Yarra flows,
Two factions arose, with differing prose.
One loved the boba, with pearls so sweet,
The other despised it, a bitter defeat.

In cafes and streets, their battles were fought,
Over tapioca pearls, and the tea they sought.
But in the shadows, a whisper was heard,
Of Xbox adventures, and a podcast’s word.

The XboxCast called, with tales of the game,
Of victories, losses, and gamers’ acclaim.
Both factions listened, their hearts filled with cheer,
For in gaming and podcasts, their passions were clear.

United they stood, controllers in hand,
Boba lovers and haters, a unified band.
For in the realm of Xbox, they found common ground,
A fellowship formed, where harmony was found.

So let it be known, in the annals of time,
That even in discord, unity can climb.
For boba or not, when gamers unite,
The bonds of fellowship shine ever bright.

All this and more in this week’s episode of The Regular Show.