Have we got news for you?  Or do we not have news? 
Lee is internet famous.  And he's not even a meme! 
Lee has been on a movie buying binge. Kyle has been eating cake. We all know who's winning. 
We're supposed to be reading the news to you.  But instead, we're going to torture you with stories about really good fish and chips... 
Kyle has the best golf words.  He knows exactly how to golf. 
We present the newest news you could news.  Fresh from the wellspring of news. 
Tea bagging in games is a rite of passage.  Or is it? 
Lee is now a professional dabber. He can dab with the best of them. And then call you an ambulance.