#NuNews is all the Xbox news you need to know about.  If you have to think about it, you've already lost. 
Breaking news: June is soon. It rhymes, so you know it's true.  Hey, we don't make the rules. 
This is not just the news.  It's the news! The NuNews. Fresh out the news oven. 
Lee has a big bottom. Can you hear it? Can you hear the big bottom? Can you? 
We do the charts.  Unironically. 
Lee deals with auditors. And no one cries.  We call that a win! 
You're welcome to write a letter of complaint to us.  We may even reply... 
The podcast is never early, nor is it late. It arrives exactly when it means to.